What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:00
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What is the one thing you don't understand that others do?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
New ‘Dungeons & Dragons’ Single-Player Video Game in the Works - Variety
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
Still no good
Another attempt resulted in ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good.
Utah doctors see promising results from new radiation therapy for brain tumors - KSLTV.com
So, the docs changed it to read
Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Microsoft’s Bad News—500 Million Windows Users Must Now Decide - Forbes
Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Massive Dinosaur ‘Dance-Off’ Arena Discovered in Colorado - The Daily Galaxy
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading
Why has Schrödinger's Cat, the experiment, not actually been performed?
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This overlooked cause of PTSD is only going to get worse - vox.com
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Freaks and Cheeks
Jony Ive and Sam Altman’s AI Gadget Won’t Be ChatGPT in Your Ears - Gizmodo
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Then came..
So they tried